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Get the JBB mug.During male masturbation the penis is bent so it resembles a J and the ejaculate is propelled towards the man’s face
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Get the JBomb mug.an abbreviation for jayden bryce smith, the most perfect person i have ever met before in my life. he is nothing short of amazing, in fact, he’s even better. he may be a giant but his heart is really gentle. i really love jayden so much. more than he loves me. he won’t believe me cause he’s just stubborn and stupid but i don’t care. im gonna tell him that till the day i die. i really love the way he thinks and whenever he geeks about about his interests, it’s about the cutest thing ever to me. he never fails to make me smile like a dumbass. never. its everyday i have to hide one from something crazy or adorable he says. i have never loved someone like this or this much before in my entire life. not one time and not this far. he’s just so fucking perfect. not to mention how much i want him which is really badly within itself. i realllly wanna kiss him. i love him so fucking much.
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The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 19, 2010
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