Jay Sekulow

Right-wing Christian lawyer who heads Pat Robertson's American Center for Law and Justice (ACLJ) who is really a Jew, who is really a Christian, who is really a Jew, who is really a Christian. He first got into politics through Jews for Jesus which lead him into the world of the Religious Right. He is frequently seen on "The 700 Club" as well as Fox News and his own radio show haranguing the "anti-Christian" Supreme Court. He is also a huge opponent of the war on Christmas.

According to an article from the "Legal Times" published in Nov. 2005, Sekulow is one of the wealthiest Jesus advocates involved primarily in non-profit work. In other words, he is just another power-hungry nut bent on using Jesus' name and message to make profit.
Jay Sekulow is on Fox News again talking about how the biggest issue in the next election will be whether or not Christians will be allowed to pray in public transport. I wonder how much he gets paid to be a mouthpiece for the right-wing.
by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009
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Jay's Rap

From the movie "jay and silent bob strike back"

goes something like this

Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Mutha mutha fuck mutha mutha fuck fuck
mutha fuck mutha fuck noich noich noich
1,2,1 2 3 4 noich noich noich
smokin weed, smokin wizz
doin coke, drinkin beers
drinkin beers beers beers
rollin fatty's, smokin blunts,
who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts
rollin blunts is so..
(hey can i get a nicklebag?)
15 bucks little man
put that shit, in my hand
if that money doesnt show,
then you owe me owe me owe
by Hov' January 10, 2005
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jay gays

GIrl: omg i LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!, nick is just soo dreamyy <3

Girl 2:*gags*pukes*gags* EWWW, the jay gays ruined music.
by twinbffl May 13, 2009
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Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr invented the Mohr's Circle, used in engineering to find maximum stress or strain.

He is also a comedian accused of stealing other people's jokes (but the Mohr's circle is 100% his)
A funny joke-thief had a profound impact on mechanical engineering. Jay Mohr is all that and more!!
by Angelino August 07, 2007
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Jay Parked

When someone leaves their workplace computer unattended, it is their co-workers responsibility to replace the desktop background with a picture of Korean pop-singer Jay Park. This is known as being Jay Parked.
Daniel got up to take a shit and left his computer unlocked, so we Jay Parked that bastard.
by KK the hoeslayer September 13, 2010
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jay leno

when something has run it's course but one or more participants refuse to acknowledge it.
i broke up with her last night but she showed up at my place today for lunch, all "jay leno" like we were still together...?
by wgzn September 30, 2009
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Jay Gordon

He's the lead singer of Orgy.
Well, duh.
He's almost 40 and still looking way hot.
But don't tell Ashley I said that. ;)
Jay Gordon wears silver lipstick!
by licia June 24, 2004
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