sweetcorn itch

the unmistakable itch after not wiping your arse properly.

Little Jimmy was fidgeting all day at school, he had the sweetcorn itch.

by Wall33 March 4, 2004

Butt Itch

That itch you can't get out no matter what, no matter how hard you itch. Most people would do anything to get rid of the itch. See deadly itch.

Joe: ARRRGGHH!
Frank: What are you doing?
Joe: IT ITCHES!
Frank: What itches?
Joe, now dragging butt on ground: MY BUTT!! Make it stop!!!
Frank: Looks like you got a case of Butt Itch.

by under 9000 May 2, 2009

unscratchable itch

Love

I'm in unscratchable itch

by Arpan Bhutan April 29, 2019

booty itch

To be annoyed, frustrated, (noun) pain, pill, jerk, an annoying person.

You make my "booty itch"!
Damn, you ain't nothin' but a "booty itch"!
I swear you're the biggest "booty itch" I know!

by Myra Lugo May 7, 2008

itchy britches

the person that is constantly at war with their itchy genitals- usually in public places such as the office or work place. Often tried to be concealed by way of going to town through the pocket or under a desk/table.

"Did you see itchy britches sratching herself and smell her fingers at the lunch table today"?

by dobbs November 11, 2005

Balls-itch

When you get caught scratching your balls, either in public, or at home, you must yell BALLS-ITCH! Or if you are out with your buddies and they catch you scratching.. You say balls-itch in a muffled voice.

James yelled BALLS-ITCH in front of the whole school yesterday because someone caught him scratching his balls.

by ratemycameltoe June 23, 2007

spider-bite itch

spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.

One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020