A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022
A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck
by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018
While hanging out on a Friday night, Joel, Josephine, and Ester have take E and participate in cuddle puddles as friends.
by Muddles1234 March 21, 2021
Person 1: Check out that puddle, she wants to do me tonight for a puff sac.
Person 2: She'll sleep with anyone won't she?
Person 1: That's why she's a puddle, it takes a lot of drips to make a puddle.
Person 2: She'll sleep with anyone won't she?
Person 1: That's why she's a puddle, it takes a lot of drips to make a puddle.
by Boss Me January 31, 2019
When someone is so drunk they take the form of any vessel they happen to pass out in. They are essentially liquid and have little body control.
by Locoski August 10, 2015
Person #1: hey i saw a dude slip over a puddle
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town
by RandomDefiner#760 March 29, 2023
by CarwynIestyn July 14, 2022