an expression used to indicate that a person isn't very smart
see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
When Pendulum, A type of deck in the TCG Card game Yu-Gi-Oh! is getting famous by it's meme of being "The best deck ever" by content creator Trif Gaming.
Person A: Hey dude, I wanna start playing Yu-Gi-Oh! what deck should I start making for starting?
Person B: mhh I don't know, what about pend-
Person C: Pendulum best deck LET'S GOOO!!!!
Person B: mhh I don't know, what about pend-
Person C: Pendulum best deck LET'S GOOO!!!!
by Lapp3rT July 07, 2021
(n.) A Designated Kings Deck is the deck of cards you use exclusively for playing the drinking game Kings. A DKD is often selected to prevent other, nicer decks from destruction and beer splattering.
Guy 1- "Yo, I found cards, let's play some Kings!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"
by Da Sperminator January 22, 2011
The honorable act of finishing (cumming) in someone of the other sex's hair. Usually accompanied by the scream "You're about to get top-decked bitch"
by Slap and tickle with the lads November 28, 2016
An age you will not go below when looking for a significant other. Coming in below the hard deck, in naval terms, means having a flight path that will bring you in below the hard deck of the aircraft carrier you're hoping to land on. This will only end poorly.
"Yeah, man, that girl's hot, but definitely below the hard deck. Going to have to pass."
"She's 24."
"I have high standards."
"She's 24."
"I have high standards."
by one_step March 01, 2010
This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.
Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?
Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.
Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.
Carlos: Shit.
Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.
Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.
Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.
Carlos: Shit.
Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.
by Teratoma69 June 15, 2011
While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.
Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.
by KennnBo March 20, 2008