Morning Poop

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Morning persian

Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.

I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.

by Wayofthekracken September 15, 2019

morning wettie

A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.

I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.

by Hetril August 12, 2016

Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have

Ah fuck i have morning internet

by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018

mythical morning

a morning where everything seems to be just perfect and amazing and is probably the best morning of your life. sadly this morning doesnt exist so its a mythical morning.

i wish for a mythical morning.

by whatgum July 17, 2012

morning camel

A standing sex position;

While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.

Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.

Yo, Jenny and I tried the morning camel the other day, couldn't even hold me up bruh. She doesn't even lift.

by TheMorningCamel February 9, 2017

Morning Mald

The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.

Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.

by Hoioidoi October 16, 2023