first order equations

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.
DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.
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Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country
I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.
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Glompstaining order

combination of glomp, abstaining, and restraining order. when two people glomp each other so hard that it is for the greater good of the world to force them to stop.
I glomped him so hard he puked all over the floor and someone slipped in it and fractured their skull so the police forced us to get a glompstaining order
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Pre-Order

Going after someone for romantic or sexual advances that is two years or more younger than yourself. Commonly used with the word Post-order. Used by all sex's since it was made for all sex's
Finn told me he was talking two a girl and I asked her age since he just turned 18 so he said she was 16 but turns 17 in a couple of weeks I told him he was pre-ordering so he should stop talking to her.
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Pre-Order

"Pre-Order" Is what you say when there is a hot girl but is underage and you cant not fw yet.
Evan sees a cute three year old and says "Pre-Order"
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Pre Order

a man named ezra dating a woman in 8th grade
Hey my names ezra and i pre ordered my girlfriend in the 8th grade as i was interning
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The Rizztraining Order

This refers to a person whose attempts at rizzing (flirting) are not successful to the point where they may face a temporary setback in their romantic pursuits, ranging from a few years to several decades.
Wes: Frank's rizz attempt was horrible!
Ethan: He might get The Rizztraining Order
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