getting hosed

To be deceived, cheated, swindled, ripped off and/or suckered out of your hard-earned money. To be on the losing end of a deal.

I'm getting hosed by the insurance company because they're not paying out on my claims for Ozempic.

by GettingTalkedAt April 1, 2024

Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025

The Serbian Fire Hose

When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.

Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.

by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021

cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025

Hosed FN

Similar to Green FN in NBA 2k but for MLB the show when you perfect a throw from the outfield and "hose" the runner. Also applies to real life when an outfielder makes an incredible throw to "hose" the runner. Stands for "Hosed Fuck N*gga"

Player 1: *Tags up second on fly ball*

Player 2:*Perfect throw gets him*

Player 2: Hosed FN

by Duck7867u547 October 21, 2025

Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

by Barbra75 February 14, 2025

Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019