snuffle hook

A curved penis with an excessively long foreskin.

Captain Hook went hole-to-hole with his snuffle hook - sexy hooked prick!

by agoblin November 7, 2017

Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

by Mr.funster February 19, 2018

Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

by DrPrepper February 16, 2017

polish the hook

Another term for jacking off.

I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)

by Thefanman July 23, 2016

hook the flex

verb to show off a previously stated/known flex.

kabir: yo, did you hear about how vanaj managed to snort 650 gms of coke in one go?
rish: yeah, i heard him hook the flex over call

by awhorea March 1, 2021

Spit the hook

Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.

Ann: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Sue: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!

by Kid Pseudo December 7, 2011

Mung Hook

Firefighter tool similar in use to a New York Hook.

Guys, have you seen my Mung Hook... I set it down somewhere around here.

by KurMungeon December 6, 2022