Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.
by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022
Get the Heather Heffnermug. Person in the dinner queue: ‘Hi can I get potatoes please?’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’
by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021
Get the Heathermug. In reference to a rare but worthy of your time musical of the same name that has as antagonists some awful,rich, popular,pretty,despicable and most toxic bitches with one of them even having boob implants and having most of the school at their feet.This is used to refer to that group of girls in high school that match most of the descriptions and feel like the top of the list or queens of the hill for having positions such as Head of the school paper ( that aren't even that special) which also happen to be jock magnets
Some random dude:Hey! Isn't that Carol and her fantastic group of friends?
Me : Oh! you mean those Heathers?
Me : Oh! you mean those Heathers?
by Marshall Wayne February 11, 2021
Get the Heathersmug. Walks by / What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky / She’s got you mesmerized while I die / Why would you ever kiss me? / I’m not even half as pretty / You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester / But you like her better / (Wish I were Heather)
/heh-thr/ conan gray heather
by _sun.nx January 1, 2021
Get the Heathermug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025
Get the Heather 'Angie' Toribio: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releasemug. by YourNameWasCarlosOnce July 15, 2020
Get the Heathermug. A a wonderful smart loving mother daughter and lover she has a big ass that's so nice and she's like and God bless her last week love and health and 18 she's beautiful like she's like older woman but she looks like she's 18 and she's so caring and she's just a twinkle my little eye and I love her
by The1youwant February 20, 2025
Get the Heather ann Nelsonmug.