Hamiltoe

It's when you are having sex with your partner and you put your foot in their sock and then grab their credit card.

Dude! It's all good to hit the mall today since I Hamiltoed my man last night!

by la pirata August 24, 2009

hamie

someone with a large penis but will always fight about his hometown sports hero even if he is completely wrong. He will back up every player on his favorite team

boy 1: rondo has a terrible shot
hamie: no rondo hits every three pointer if he is open.
boy 2: no he doesnt.

by Joey Caruzzo August 21, 2011

Hamilton Tourettes

A neurological disease that affects just one in 6.2 million persons Worldwide, commonly characterized by random facts and figures being needlessly shared with unsuspecting passers by, about Hamilton, Ontario, Canada – possibly Canada’s ugliest city. Generally those unaffected by this syndrome are unaware of its existence, yet the compulsion involved with this disease is overwhelming. Often times those affected by this disorder are unaware of its existence, and the negative effects of this are felt more so by the diseased individual’s co-workers.

Setting: Sterile office environment. Worker A says, “Hey, has anybody seen Deborah?” And Worker B says, “Oh, yeah. She’s in the kitchen telling some arbitrary story about Hamilton…I don’t know how she does it, but every story involves Hamilton somehow. I think she may be a witch.” Worker A responds, “Oh no, she’s just got Hamilton Tourettes.”

by jamesleblanc October 28, 2008

GM Hamidon

This is a GM from City of Heroes. This GM caused the death of many players due to his unexcusable lack of courtesy for their desire to defeat the Hamidon without dying. This is the nastiest of MMO GMs.

GM Hamidon did like that I was exploring the other side of the map while fighting the Hamidon in City of Heroes.

by Tay April 5, 2005

hami

the way asians with thick azn accents say how many? source: jerky boys

it can mean other things too; what, wtf, dr. octopus' tentacles, hot meat, brandon, andy, andy's braces, gangster thugs, mom i want something, etc

actual jerky boys part:

chinese woman: goldei(golden) how(house) china!
jerky boy: chickety china!
chinese woman: wha??
jerky boy: chickey china?
chinese woman: wha??
jerky boy: the chinese chicken?
chinese woman: sorri no hav
jerky boy: you get a drum stick?
chinese woman: errr no golde how china no have
jerky boy: and your brain starts tickin'?
chinese woman: hami? hami you like?

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

shabbir hamid

Way too awesome, dominant, liked by all, cool

Shabbir Hamid is way too dominant

by Shabbir Hamid May 9, 2005

Hamil-Whore

Fan Boys and Fan Girls, that think they are edgy and different because they watch musicals even though they have only watched Hamilton. They usually talk non stop about it until you hold a gun to their head (and that’s only if you’re lucky)

Bob 1: Ugh, I hate Bob 7. They boast about how they love musicals even though they have only seen Hamilton
Bob 2: They’re a Hamil-whore ,best to avoid them

by A unique and funny pseudonym June 2, 2018