Happy Cabbage

The term Happy Cabbage refers to a stash of money. It could be a rainy day fund, an escape fund, or even a cottage by the seaside fund. It could be a little or a lot.

It’s something you continue to build, much like the layers of a healthy cabbage.

It’s your Happy Cabbage.

“Dude, are you eating ramen again? That’s the fourth time this week!”
“Yep. And the elastic in all my underwear is shot. But you should see my Happy Cabbage! I’ll have that Ferrari one day.”

by ForestFairy January 25, 2020

Shit happy

A person who is happy or laughs for no reason.
A person who laughs very loudly and annoys everybody.

Shit happy is a transliteration of a tamil phrase: "mayir santhosham"

Ben: Hi Greg. What's up? How was your day?
Greg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben: Why are you so shit happy?

by Sunny Beach July 21, 2013

happy lever

A humerious slang term for the penis

Whenever we kiss, my happy lever turns to the "on" position.

by nin10dorox August 23, 2011

Happy chaos

a character from guilty gear strive who uses guns to shoot people, and likes to cause chaos.

"hey, wanna play smash bros ultimate?"
"im a happy chaos main"
"what?"

by meymeyman May 1, 2022

Happy Hank

Happy Hank(or happiness Hank) is a fictional character featured in madness combat, but not apart of the actual series. He is featured in Madness: Happiness Apotheosis, a video made by Madnesic Joy!! :DD

"Broo, did you watch that one video by Madnesic Joy?"

"Do you mean Happy Hank?"

"Yeah!"

"cock joke"
"cock joke"

by simp for ur mom July 21, 2021

Happy Haps

Technically short for happy happenings, but that's a really shitty explanation.

It's really just an alternate (and awesomer) way of saying "what's up?"

"Hey Bri-Bri, what's the happy haps?"
"That depends, what's a happy hap?"

by B-Fresh Juice Pop January 24, 2007

being happy

A myth told by elders

Grandpa: hey, why aren’t you being happy
Me: can’t

by Sadboi12247 August 2, 2020