hamster doggy

a cute doggy that eats like a hamster; Chubby cheeks and small nibbles while making cute eye contact with master. Sometimes likes to pretend master is the doggy but in reality can't do shit. cutest puppy in the world that master loves so so so much. ily

wannie is a good boy. the best hamster doggy in the world. woof woof

by ilil0417 November 26, 2021

hamster

A suggested renaming for a "wireless mouse," playing on the idea that it scurries around like a hamster, navigating through a digital landscape without a physical connection.

Ever since I got my new hamster, I can work from anywhere without worrying about tangled wires!

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023

thirsty hamster

When you lay on top of your car, put your dick through the sunroof, and your girl pretends she’s a thirsty hamster.

My wife roled played the thirsty hamster in a parking lot

by Dirtdiver80 February 25, 2024

Obese Hamster

A girl named Carolyn

She is an obese hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009

salty hamster

Mildly Irritating but still cute.

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.

by Destroyerkid237 November 27, 2017

thirsty hamster

The act of a man laying across a open sun roof while a woman acts like a thirsty hamster who hasn’t drank water is days

She asked me if I would let her be a thirsty hamster, I said yes of course but she refused to follow through. (Divorce happening soon)

by Queef jerky 69 February 21, 2024