Hairy Mutt

shave your pubic hair,comence to a pile, get head,blow your load all over her face,then tar and feather her face with your pubes.

"after my girl left the restroom, someone said oh look it's a hairy mutt, watch out."

by Mr. Clutch January 15, 2009

hairy johnson

The hairy johnson is when a man shaves all his pubes off and puts it on his penis. A girl will then suck the said penis, and pubic hair that is on the penis. This is called a Hairy Johnson. Because his dick is hairy as fuck.

"Aight girl we gonna do the Hairy Johnson now". Female - "But why?" Male - "Bitch you said you wanted me to shave my googus, so why not do this."

by Jdot2daP February 4, 2009

hairy fish

a false or fictitious event or thing, its existance is as likely as a hairy fish.

good story, but a bit of a hairy fish that one!!!!

by jimmer June 17, 2004

hairy kirk

A quaalude induced hair style involving the use of one's own sperm as hair gel.

Damn bro that hair is stiff, you must be rocking a hairy Kirk.

by Zombie hair touched September 17, 2013

Hairy Cheese

The leftover semen crusted on an anus after anal intercourse.

Dang Brad. You have still have some hairy Cheese after last night.

by Schneven November 5, 2017

hairy styles

Hairstyles used or made by Harry Styles.

I'd like to get a haircut, but not just any haircut, I'd like one of those hairy styles

by Riley Nicka September 10, 2020

Hairy hibiscus

it’s just adequate

U little hairy hibiscus😉😏

by noah’s gf January 10, 2021