granola

A gathering of deadheads,all with a lost look on their stoned faces, often wandering in small, circular patterns while playing hackey sack.

I went to the park, and had to beat a path thru the granola.

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

granola

short little white girl with long brown hair who is a tree hugging hippy and eats massive amounts of healthy foods such as granola (usually jewish)

"hey, did you see that granola out in the park with veggies in her pockets?"
"yah man, i hear shes a jew"

by kelliam March 17, 2007

Genourmous

Any thing that is larger than large. Something or someone that is entirely too large.
A large object that one must stare in awww.

I walked in a bar and there was a genourmous lady sitting there, and all of a sudden the chair she was sitting on gave way.
When seeing the genourmous bug on her shirt I screamed like a little girl.

by Rick Swank September 4, 2005

grano

The act of exaggerating a laugh and bursting out with loud "pff" and "t" noises.

(In response to someone bursting out with a "pff" noise) "Dude, did you just grano?"

by alslovesya July 2, 2011

Granola Hippy

A city born hippy who actually values bathing and possess's skills such as "getting your shit together" but still follows a relatively hippy lifestyle. Granola hippies may even enjoy activities such as video games, riding in cars, and warming their genitalia with the space heater for the hell of it.

"John isn't a REAL hippy. He's a fuckin granola hippy. What a poser."

by zombi April 21, 2015

genooie

When 10 niggers of the purest black skin tone get together to clusterfuck an 18 year old transgender pansexual gender neutral lesbian furry person of Indian and Scottish descent in the janitors office of the whitehouse while the 18 year old transgender pansexual gender neutral lesbian furry person of Indian and Scottish descent is hanging upside down from a chandelier made of gold forged with the heat of lava from a under water volcano in Peru.

Hey jahquis you gonna make it to the genooie next week?

Hell yeah my nigga tyrelion I ain’t finna miss out on this in 100 years.

by Seikinushi November 30, 2019

Ten Granola Bar Day

That special time of the month where ladies find it necessary to eat entire boxes of granola bars in one sitting

Roommate 1: That girl just stuck a pencil through Bob's eye because he smiled at her.
Roommate 2: Uh-oh. Must be Ten Granola Bar Day.

by Roommate 3 April 15, 2008