NASTY GRANNY

VERB- GETTING FISTED BY AN OVERWEIGHT OLD GRANNY NAMED SUE WHILE SHE WISTLES THE TUNE TO THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW AND SHARTS(see sharts) ON YOUR FEET.
SHE MAY BE WATCHING NIP-TUCK DURING THE ACT OF THE NASTY GRANNY.

NASTY GUY:I helped your granny take in her groceries and before I knew it she pulled a nasty granny!

GRANDSON: Well, how was it?

NASTY GUY: Oh... it was nasty!

GRANDSON: Dude she's like 95 and a half!

NASTY GUY: Well it was pretty cool man, we watched cable and practiced knitting...

GRANDSON: Right on dude!!!

by bob the builder does it dirty January 25, 2010

Grannybaseball

Baseball blog focused on defending traditional baseball measures. Focused primarily on Minnesota Twins baseball team, including minor leagues.

Grannybaseball is located at grannybaseball.blogspot.com.

by Grannybaseball December 22, 2008

Granny Fondler

To Fondle someones Granny

Yes officer, it turns out that Mr J. Roberts was the granny fondler all along!

by DedMonkey December 20, 2010

granny hairs

the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.

Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers

by lazindra March 21, 2011

Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.

Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.

by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011

Granny Pantie Waddle

The Granny Pantie Waddle is when a very large woman, likely over 400# (28 stone), shakes her rear end for a show or performance. Women this large have much fat on the rear end that shakes like a magnitude 9 earthquake. The name is derived from the fact that women this large are relegated to wearing granny panties due to their size and for the flexibility that such undergarments offer.

God, look at that large girl do the granny pantie waddle. That's so hot.

by mhu1 October 12, 2012

granny square

A grandmother's private square.

'dude, I can totally see MeeMaw's granny square!'

by Babs x2 October 26, 2013