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Anti-gooch

The opposite side of a gooch. The region between your wasteband and your genitalia.
Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.

Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that
by Jhonkie Wanker October 20, 2021
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Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.
"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."
by Bud is good June 3, 2009
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ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.
She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.
by Chi facebook March 3, 2016
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Skinny gooch

by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah September 17, 2020
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Gooch-squatch

When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.
The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.
by The School of Codyism July 13, 2021
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long gooch

its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.
My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.

Random guy : Whats up long gooch.

Long gooch : nothin.
by long gooch May 4, 2018
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Gooch Dick

When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.
"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"
by Gooch Dick February 15, 2015
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