gnome

When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.

"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2

by gotchubro March 1, 2020

gnome buddha

A god that everyone should worship it is featured in a bunch of demonic pinhole camera photos and has becoming a growing religion called m.f.g

all hail the gnome Buddha

by gnomebuddhashouldbeworshipped May 23, 2020

Gnomed

1. To be destroyed by gnome/s.
2. To yeet.
3. To have your entire life ruined by a gnome/s

I'm a G'nome, and you've been Gnomed!

by Epic Memer Tortoise Boi June 1, 2020

Gnome

an inter-dimensional god who watches over all of time with his strange little hat and laughs maniacally at all who pass by.

Hey, you laugh like a gnome!

by King Gnomus June 18, 2020

Gnoming

The act of taking/stealing random objects from peoples yards (Usually done with friends)

I stole a sandal while gnoming lmfao

by rats r tastey midnight snacks June 20, 2020

Gnome

A veteran weed grower

"That guy is a weed industry pro, hes a total gnome"

by greengoblen August 6, 2020

Gnome

(Pronounced “Genowm”) a gnome is gnot a gnelf, gnot a gnoblin but a gnome. Used to express something’s trashness. Gnomosexual or gnomodexual are good ways of proving your point

Ya nan is such a gnome

by Spicy Ronald August 25, 2020