futurerise

Noun. A lame thing. Just damned lame.

Elon Musk just unveiled this self driving Mac truck..
I know. It's so totally futurerise...

by Burt Dongle November 18, 2017

Future

somewhere donald trump hopefully isn't

the future is fucked

by August mellemkaer November 28, 2017

Future Baby Daddy

Tshano Young😩 a fine ass mans

Hoe: so who finna be ya future baby daddy
Me: tshano sksksksk

by PASTYBIH May 18, 2018

future steppin'

To make a move in the near future; not at this moment.
To hold off on the current situation

I'm future steppin' to a better thought

by KeezKillah June 2, 2018

Future

This means what will happen later in your stupid horrible life. It can tell you the way you die or if you will Mary that kid Annesa. Maybe I will kill myself with a windex bottle and a spatula.

Example: That kid Gio, his description might say he is immortal but what if he gets hit by a boogie bus, followed by a coal transport train, and lastly a fighter jet, and to top it off with a not so happy Thanos and a gold butt grabber. Future

by Buttsuc December 19, 2018

future army ranger

Someone that is not yet they are trying to be but there not

A future army ranger not yet and may not become one .

by Austin Guinean February 26, 2019

Fuxture

A plumbing fixture that appears an easy fix, but becomes exasperatingly complex.

We need another day boss, that sink is a fuxture.

by 7 limbed water dragon June 14, 2019