Texas Stir Fry

A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.

Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.

by Stirfrymaster May 10, 2018

French fry Nigga

When a person is so agile that they dodge any form of attack

“Damn Larry is a french fry nigga”

by Mikeokslong July 26, 2022

French fry nigga

When a person dodges gunshots or counterattacks at such unimaginable speeds

“You can’t hit me I’m a French fry nigga”

by Mikeokslong July 24, 2022

stir fry crazy

A giant mix of pure crazy, that's too much crazy for even bat shit crazy to define.

Person A: Susan from accounting said I ate her , but I didn't.
Person B: Susan from accounting is stir fry crazy, what do you expect.

by ProbablyInsane November 2, 2018

Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog

James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment

by buttersseggclown October 28, 2019

Lauren marie Fry

the awesomest red-head you will ever meet.

I know Lauren marie Fry

by a ninja in a pantsuit November 30, 2011

Best French Fry

Two people who are closer than best friends, but aren’t a couple. Everyone knows they are friends and they share random yet relatable things.

Maddison: Hi Best French Fry!
Julian: Hello.
Some idiot: Why do you call-
Both: Stfu

by Ace of Doom May 21, 2018