frozen peas

Something i say instead of "cool beans," because I'm edgy, distant, and misunderstood.

"Father, I do not necessarily feel like an aardvark."

"That's frozen peas, son."

by xmonke March 14, 2023

frozen igloo

A frozen shit used as a dildo 🤤

Hey Kajy did you have fun with the frozen igloo last night.

by BBL Drizzy May 6, 2024

Frozen Danish mud pig

When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.

Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!

by ScratchySackJack January 23, 2025

Frozen capybara

the act of repeatedly jizzing in a condom until filled, tying it off and putting it in the freezer to make a cüm Popsicle dildo. where's the capybara part? before use, roll it around in some lûbe and then into a pile of loose pubes. So cute and cuddly.

Me: that girl has such a hot vagina
Friend: give her the frozen capybara

by Huttttt January 7, 2025

freezen frozen

When it is very cold outside

It's so cold outside I'm freezen frozen

by Maddy 2004 March 14, 2016

frozen pizza

When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.

Yo man, want some frozen pizza?

by Bennyboi0026 August 7, 2021

frozen gang gang

nice

person 1: have you seen those really cool awesome amazing incredible talented humble mysterious loving caring girls
Person 2: what the frozen gang gang
person 1: lmao no no them

by indoorgas August 2, 2020