frozen frosty

Would be taking your semen and mixing it with ice cream then freezing it and serving it to either your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or guest.

Dang that ice cream is amazing what flavor would you call it?
Oh maybe frozen frosty?

by Obsidian Black May 22, 2018

Frozen Rope

A string of male ejaculate preserved in a freezer to be used at a later time.

My guy Justin has a bunch of frozen ropes in his freezer for future family planning. He’s pretty smart like that. See where some may dispose of a rope in a tube sock, he hides them under boxes of Eggo Waffles.

by Mr. Sploosh August 25, 2022

Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 9, 2018

frozen graveyard

when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.

i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!

by foxx red February 24, 2015

Frozen dipper

Usually preformed in artic conditions.

Whilst aroused, one dips in the freezing waters for as long as one can, the dip is the. followed immediately by intercourse on the shore lkne

The holiday to Norway was a huge success, got about three frozen dippers in

by Dr J L Thompson July 20, 2019

frozen salami lips

A phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.

"Oh dude you're dick is totally giving me frozen salami lips"

by askjdnasdkio December 2, 2015

frozen finger

The act of playing "stink finger" outside in freezing cold weather.

"it's snowing, let's go play frozen finger"

by the-left-nut October 6, 2016