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not founder

someone who is a follower of the Minecraft YouTuber George not found aka GNF.
Not founder: Omg i love gnf so much, I am such a not founder!
Person 1: woah should I be a not founder too?
Not founder: Yes you definitely should!
by peepmari April 19, 2021
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new found glory

The lead singer of New Found Glory sounds like Simon from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" after getting kicked in the balls by a mule.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 2, 2004
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fountain soda

Watered down soda dispensed from self-serve machines found in fast food restaurants. Tastes crappy.
Ugh, this soda tastes gross. Are you sure this isn't fountain soda?
by Tisteca March 4, 2007
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founding fathers

The group of American leaders who signed the Declaration of Independence and/or framed the US Constitution.

The largest gathering of political genius at one place and time ever seen in history. They created a system of government that has lasted for about 230 years. Architects of the most free, most prosperous, strongest country human history has ever seen.

Those who say that the framers of the Constitution were trying to protect the interests of the wealthy really mean that they disapprove of the Constitution because it doesn't authorize redistribution of wealth, economic equality, and communism.

The limited powers of the federal government, separation of powers, and the decentralization of power mean that no one is to be completely trusted with power.

The left, however, believes in political messiahs and philosopher kings who are sincerely committed to the public interest. All you need to do to find permanent solutions to perennial social ills like poverty is to concentrate power in such people. The problem they have with the Constitution is that it paralyzes the government and prevents it from trying to engineer a utopian, fantasy- land society.

However, if you don't believe in political saviors and philosopher kings and believe that people are selfish by nature and always will be, you'll recognize the prudent wisdom of the Founding Fathers in constructing a government with internal checks on its power.
Founding fathers: George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, John Jay.
by proudconservative June 28, 2010
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Fount

Ghetto way to say the word "found". Similar to "kilt" (killed) and smelt (smelled), and quite a few other words that are often said by hoodies in the Corkseyvania area.
Here's your keys you been looking for. Pookie said he fount them under his bed.
by THEbx41 October 30, 2012
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Founder

Verb. To relentlessly pursue a solution beyond the point where most humans would concede defeat. Often applied to challenges that others do not recognize as problems. Most frequently used when someone is annoyed that the founder will not leave them alone. To tweak and optimize with conviction and compulsion.

Historical: originally used by spouses of start-up founders to describe really annoying behavior traits, usually a compulsion to solve a problem despite social cues that perhaps it's time to give up.
Example: "Stop foundering me!"

Use case: Spouse walks into the kitchen to find their loved one in a pile of disassembled electronics. "I had to fix the light on the waffle maker." "I thought it still worked without the light." "Technically it does, but I didn't know when to take out my waffles." "I thought they were fine." "They were darker than I wanted." "Of course they were, so you had to founder the waffle maker?" "I've almost got it..."

Use case: "I heard about a waterfall that iced over, but I can't go by myself. Let's go ice climbing tomorrow!" "I always get cold belaying you." "Look, I got you a heavy down jacket." "You got me that last year, and I was still cold." "It's pink, and you never get to wear it." "No." "I'll fill a thermos with hot chocolate." "Stop foundering me." Impervious "Look, I got heat packs to put in your boots and gloves." "STOP FOUNDERING ME!"
by GeneGeek May 2, 2016
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Dirty Fountain

when a guy shoots a load in a girl's asshole and the cum drips out brown.
Dirty fountains, fridge packs, bad weed and daddy's lil disappointment. Sounds like a perfect weekend to me! The Mule has spoken.
by That's it! December 9, 2008
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