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Grand forks forker

When you forcefully shove a fork inside a females asshole multiple times until she loses a cup of blood. Collect the blood in the cup and use it as lubricant. Then pound the the females already damaged asshole until you are about to ejaculate. Then freeze the semen and then make her eat it the next morning with the same fork.
Danny performed the grand forks forker on his grandmother.
by Abraham jones June 15, 2017
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ForSerious

Are you 'forreal'? Are you being serious. Also used as a surprised expression
"Dude i had sex wit Jonny's girl last night"
"Are you ForSerious??!!!!!"
by kaitlin April 9, 2003
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Forever Friends

Are far more politer way to be put in the "friend zone" by a girl of your choice.
Guy 1: So is he your friend?
Girl: Haha, we are forever friends.
Guy 2: :(
by ThatGuy#789 November 18, 2011
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Forever and always

For eternity, usually used to describe someone's love for food or hate for Joe Jonas.
Bob: I love you.
Joe: Forever and always.
Bob: Aww, that's so sweet!
Joe: What? I was talking about my cheeseburger.
by Fisherman Bob March 13, 2010
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Forever & Always

A grungy pop band that from fl. which includes,
HORRIBLE vocals from a mormon
easy guitar riffs, which even i can play
this all only appeals to 10-12 year old girls that the members try to get with (real classy, huh?)
and the only sexy members quit, leaving the group with nothing but talent less ripped off music
very shitty "pop" band forever & always is kinda like a kitty but with a smaller pee pee
by shannonGEEEEEE March 8, 2011
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Forgertruism

Forgertruism is a Portmanteau of Forgery and Altruism.

A forgertruistic person acts as an accomplice in a forgery that he/she didnt plan but 'abets in' selflessly without any ulterior motive. (Except maybe self-gratification (without sounding too creepy ;))
I drafted an excellent recommendation letter for my friend today. Had to do it instead of her dumb professor. Oops, think I just committed Forgertruism ;P

Fyi, my frd's pursuing B.Arch((Not biatch, Read, Bachelor of Architecture) :)
by Talk2D June 6, 2011
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Freer's First Beer

A drinking game that an be played with any amount of people.

Each person tries to drink as many ounces of beer as pounds they weigh.

The first to "drink their weight" in beer wins.

This is a game for men and if you're a bitch you should play this game for at least 3 hours because you might projectile vomit otherwise
If Mitch weighs 180 pounds, and the average beer is 12 ounces, 180/12=15 beers Mitch needs to drink to beat his friends

Rutger: "you guys down to play freer's first beer tonight before we go out?"

Elliot: "yea just as long as you don't projectile vomit again"

Mitch: "(chuckle) i remember my first beer"
by favre261 October 18, 2011
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