Glenn Net

When someone has abyssmal internet

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.

"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."

by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013

net

someone who is passed around

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.

by sumbodyudontknow March 3, 2021

NET-FIX

When you’ve been binging on a TV series/ season, and on reaching its end you desperately need to quell the craving and find something else to fill your sad empty void.

I’ve just finished binging on Breaking Bad... i need another Net-Fix !!!

by Little moose August 16, 2020

Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

spiked it through the net

When your boy is bumming you so hard that the condom busts when he cums in your booty.

Nate: Andy why is your booty dripping?

Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...

Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.

by cuckfart October 13, 2020

The nets

A slang for Internet

If you don’t do what I say I’m going to take that little twilight fanfiction that you wrote and I’m gonna put it all over “the nets” said by Ian Hecox from smosh the video is called I broke my foot

by Slim z July 2, 2023