by Journey March 28, 2005
Get the flower fucker mug.1) n. The reason hay fever (HV) occurs: the ejaculate of a flower (the pollon) wonders into your nose and tries to grow a tube down your nostril..... (ugh XP)
2) v. the act of: the flower giving you HV (grammatically active form); or you catching HV yourself (passive form).
2) v. the act of: the flower giving you HV (grammatically active form); or you catching HV yourself (passive form).
1) Mum: "You've been sneezing all week and you say you don't have a cold, so what IS the matter?"
You: "Flower Rape, *sniffs*, what else?"
2) "Mikey, it's bad, it's really bad; day in, day out, the flowers won't stop raping me... *dry coughes*." (a. form)
"Sounds like Harry's been flower-raped over the last few days." (p. form)
You: "Flower Rape, *sniffs*, what else?"
2) "Mikey, it's bad, it's really bad; day in, day out, the flowers won't stop raping me... *dry coughes*." (a. form)
"Sounds like Harry's been flower-raped over the last few days." (p. form)
by Pessi-O December 12, 2004
Get the Flower Rape mug.Related Words
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Whether you're plowing a woman's snatch, ass or mouth; the cock IS the plower. The woman is simply the flower.
FLOWER PLOWER:
Woman: So Nico, what hole will you be plowing tonight?
Nico: Your flower.
Woman: What?
Woman: Ooooo! You dirty bastard!
Woman: So Nico, what hole will you be plowing tonight?
Nico: Your flower.
Woman: What?
Woman: Ooooo! You dirty bastard!
by Nick Arevalo May 2, 2009
Get the Flower Plower mug.The object of desire in most prisons, a.k.a an asshole. Also applicable in non-punitive system communication.
Exp 1. Big Mike waited till the guards left, then he wrecked my prison flower.
Exp 2. She's a total milf, I would eat her prison flower anyday!
Exp 2. She's a total milf, I would eat her prison flower anyday!
by CMFR January 10, 2011
Get the Prison Flower mug.When you cut a hole in the bottom of a paper plate or doily and put your balls through the hole, creating the image of a flower that will be entertaining for all party guests.
Did you see Wes pull off the Ball Flower at the party last night?
Yeah, all the girls were laughing at the small size of his balls. No wonder he needs so much chloroform.
Yeah, all the girls were laughing at the small size of his balls. No wonder he needs so much chloroform.
by W K Enterprises January 15, 2011
Get the Ball Flower mug.When an individual claims to have moved from a past relationship but in fact goes back to their ex, leaving their current partner lost and confused. Eventually leading their ex-current partner to fight for their affection in some way or form.
Guy: Wait, did Max and Cindy break up?
Girl: he totally got Ramona Flowers'd
Guy: So he's still fighting for her?
Girl: Yea.
Girl: he totally got Ramona Flowers'd
Guy: So he's still fighting for her?
Girl: Yea.
by GxKaijin May 28, 2014
Get the Ramona Flowers'd mug.In the trump tower, you can by fresh daisies. They only started dying.. what, 37 years ago! They cost $100,000, due to the fact Trump touched the flowers, and his Cheeto Dust, Spray Tan, and Orange Peel landed all over it.
by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020
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