call-flower

A person you call who is precious to you just so you can let them know how much you care about them.

On my international business trip I contacted Mariah, my call-flower, in the early morning, to let her know I arrived safely and give her peace of mind.

by McWritah July 24, 2015

Flesh Flower

Another word for a womans special place/poon/ve jay jay

Gregory: ugh my boss' flesh flower was awful!

bob: how can you have an awful poon?

Gregory: lets just say she could have used a female cleansing instrument one may use on a hot summers eve! twice!

by th1ngz April 26, 2009

robot flower

An robot that is cleverly disguised as a girlfriend, without any visible flaws.

My girlfriend is secretly a robot flower.

by co5oo May 7, 2019

flower picking

Pinching the nipple of a female and pulling hard.

Dude i was going flower picking the other day and this one chick's nipple just popped out.

by Jibrie April 22, 2006

Louisiana Flowers

Noun: Fake Flowers (that are usually tacky) Origin: Rural and Ghetto parts of Louisiana.

Those houses are so janky they have Louisiana Flowers in the front yard. Planted.

by Timothy Ragan March 10, 2008

Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010

fuck flower

Another word for the Vagina

Staci never wants to give up her fuck flower or Kenny is dying to water Staci's fuck flower

by Kpezzy June 9, 2009