Gregory: ugh my boss' flesh flower was awful!
bob: how can you have an awful poon?
Gregory: lets just say she could have used a female cleansing instrument one may use on a hot summers eve! twice!
bob: how can you have an awful poon?
Gregory: lets just say she could have used a female cleansing instrument one may use on a hot summers eve! twice!
by th1ngz April 26, 2009
Get the Flesh Flowermug. by Blossom 2021 July 10, 2021
Get the Hibiscus flowermug. by co5oo May 7, 2019
Get the robot flowermug. by Jibrie April 22, 2006
Get the flower pickingmug. by Timothy Ragan March 10, 2008
Get the Louisiana Flowersmug. when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)
Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010
Get the Flowering Cactusmug. Another word for the Vagina
by Kpezzy June 9, 2009
Get the fuck flowermug.