flex my guns

To flex your arm muscles (especially the biceps and triceps). Generally performed to intimidate males and impress females.
The Unconventional Tzar: I once squelched an entire revolution in Pre-Soviet Russia, and all I had to do was flex my guns in the peasants' faces.
by theunconventionaltzar December 14, 2009
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Gen X flex

Showing off your capacity to not be intimidated by anything offensive, and the will to top it.
'He said yo nana sucks cock in hell!'
'Whatever man, if it makes her happy it can't be that bad.'
'OMG, that was such a Gen X flex!'
by Mr_Saketumi February 27, 2023
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Weird flex but Ok

originally meant to be used in response to someone who mentions something odd that they do or have done, the phrase has quickly become overused and obnoxious.
Correct usage:

DeShawn: I like to let a girl know when I've masturbated to her.
Jerome: Weird flex but Ok.

Common usage:
NFL Instagram: Bradshaw McPeterson is out for the season with a torn ACL
Idiots in the comment section: Weird flex but Ok

Jake: My wife went to the doctor and we found out she's having a child!
Dustin: Weird flex but Ok
by ur banned dictionary admin November 16, 2018
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line up the flex

To line up the flex is to consistently stunt on haters consecutively without remorse.
I bought everything in Ralph Lauren , you know I had to line up the flex.
by AceyFromTheBlock April 27, 2016
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flex off

i'm gonna have to flex off with her.
by irishwhite June 20, 2003
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Cock-Master Flex

The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse
by ... May 18, 2003
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Flex seal that pussy

When girls get all the STD's imaginable and need a little something to keep the peens out
"...she needs to flex seal that pussy, the last guy that's gonna enjoy that pussy is Phil Swift."
by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 10, 2021
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