Flech

Scottish, Doric.

n. Flea

Can also be used to describe having a scratch/itch, to flech or fleching. The ch is pronounced like the ch in loch.

*This should definitely not be confused with feLch or feLching!

"Yer dug's got the flechs"

"Sare needin' to have a good flech, but a'body will think I've got beasts"

by Fannybaws92 April 9, 2015

Self Cleaning Fleshlight.

A woman.

Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?

Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.

by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013

flesh helicopter

To pull your penis out of your pants and wave it in a circular motion, like the blades of a helicopter.

Sam was plastered during Friday night drinks and when someone dared him to do the flesh helicopter, he whipped it out and fanned the room. The bouncers were not amused.

by Billy Bobby Hornton May 28, 2008

fleshfag

the human equivalent of furfag

furry1:(in a conversation) ya acculy i hear that faunited was better then...
stupid troll:(rudeley inturrepts) yiff in hell furfag
furry: whatever

stupid troll: ya well yiff in hell furfag
furry: hold on a second fuck in hell fleshfag
stupid troll:(crys home to his mom)
furry2:well acculy i perfer anthrocon to fa united

by theWINGEDfoxFURRY June 26, 2010

flesh bong

A man's dick - usually used in a sentence containing gay matters

1.) C'mon, you know Seth takes hits off his boyfriend's flesh bong

2.) I'll probably go to Mikey's house later on and hit the flesh

by Whipshock August 9, 2003

flesh funnel

in other words a vagina.

Thats a hairy flesh funnel.

by Tom L. October 3, 2007

Flesh Forks

Using your hands, also known as Campbelltown cutlery

Flesh forks are adequate in Macarthur square food court

by bt23 December 9, 2008