gentleman's finger

Noun - The digit, usually the index finger, that is inserted into your partner's asshole during sex. The gentleman's finger is sometimes used to persuade a reluctant partner into trying anal sex.

If the gentleman's finger is withdrawn from the asshole at any time during or after sex, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. If the sex continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman's finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with ass juices.

I told him to clip his fingernails because he scratched up my asshole with his gentleman's finger last night.

by MilitiaP June 24, 2015

rainbow finger

when a man inserts his finger into the private place of another man

"Dude. Last night I got rainbow fingered.."
"Oh. Awkward."

by yeabitch October 17, 2009

Chipotle Fingers

The clingy smell of the food from Chipotle that clings to your fingers after eating a delicious entree from the Chipotle menu.

Wow, I can't believe I just ate the WHOLE burrito. Now I've got a bad case of Chipotle Fingers.

by A. Hall January 29, 2010

smutter fingers

The disgusting smell and stickiness left behind on ones hand after spending the night with a smutty woman

Tommy shoulda washed his hands after bein with that ho, i can smell his smutter fingers from here.

by cspazz January 28, 2015

Carbon Fingers

A person with hands that can stand high levels of heat.

Dang! My Mom has some awesome carbon fingers!

by the master of everything December 27, 2007

Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 4, 2009

finger-bob

The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.

Dan was caught by a particularly vicious finger-bob whilst climbing up the stairs.

by Raymond Beefchrist April 20, 2007