The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.
by Raymond Beefchrist April 20, 2007

by yeabitch October 17, 2009

by O.G Unknown September 5, 2019

When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.
by markekraus October 28, 2019

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 4, 2009

by Radacabulary August 21, 2017

The clingy smell of the food from Chipotle that clings to your fingers after eating a delicious entree from the Chipotle menu.
by A. Hall January 29, 2010
