finding a needle in a haystack

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible

They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Conrado41 March 14, 2017

Fuck around and find out

Whenever somebody is doing sometging stupid, it is considered fucking around. If you fuck around too much, you may face a repricussion: finding out. Hence the saying "fuck around and find out" it is like a diagram: the more you fuck around, the more you find out.

Hey fool, you trying to fight, huh?
Fuck around and find out punk!

by Kingkreo23 January 7, 2024

Finding a Jill

Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.

bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle

by ThrowAway69 March 6, 2019

Find your Hayley

Finding your soulmate. This phrase was made famous by the soap opera Coronation Street where the long suffering, lonely character of Roy Cropper, in fifties found his soulmate Hayley.

Forget about Tinder. Just live your life and you will find your Hayley.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

Barn find

Any dirty / dust covered car or vehicle - not necessarily classic, special or remotely desirable - which the owner describes as a 'barn find' to try and up-sell and achieve a higher price than it is worth.

Barn Find! Classic 2008 Dorf Siesta 1.1 super poverty spec been sat on my drive for 23 years in need of some love, only 8,000 miles from new, no history, no MOT, 1 key, paint faded, engine missing. £25,000 ONO Rare car, future classic!

by MattSw October 22, 2018

Find Your Gundam Guy

A romance story that can be told in 4 photos. 1- random flex of obscure interest (Gundam) in your DMs, 2- DMs get better, 3- unexpectedly meeting and 4. pledging eternal love . Taken from the tweet by @mitsurutenma 11/22/17, retweeted 121k 🤍 388k

- I hate being single
-Don’t worry , someday you’ll Find Your Gundam Guy.

by jmjEagle November 22, 2022

Skip Find

Cool junk that you find in someone else's garbage (a.k.a free-take bin), preferably without forethought.

From Canadian origins.

"Quinncy made a sick skip find the other day"
"What'd he find?"
"A broken nail gun!"

by PRESIDENTOBUNGA June 6, 2018