Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."
by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018
Get the Fap watermug. A way prepubescent 12 year olds like to represent the act of fapping by slapping their hands against their legs, making a sound similar to fapping.
Man, did you see those pics of the Kardashians? *Leg faps*
(Friend shakes head repeatedly, because he knows his friend didn't actually see any pics)
(Friend shakes head repeatedly, because he knows his friend didn't actually see any pics)
by BillCosby=Senpai October 6, 2016
Get the Leg fapmug. 1st CountryGuy- "Boy howdy, I was FlameOn fapping last night"
2nd CoundryGuy- "What the fuck parnter, how many degree burns did you get"?
2nd CoundryGuy- "What the fuck parnter, how many degree burns did you get"?
by WhatTheFuckLol March 2, 2016
Get the FlameOn Fappingmug. The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.
by IkilledMuffasa!!! August 18, 2015
Get the Weasel Fapmug. A fap from pure memory.
Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory
Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory
Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...
by Daddydangler the angler June 7, 2018
Get the Rustic fapmug. The art of fapping without the use of lubrication like lotions and the like. When during climax, you aim the penis towards a container like a toilet where you can easily flush it. Using this art, you will have no cum stains everywhere and you don't need to wipe the lube off of your penis. Clean and efficient.
by Shiro 白 December 12, 2019
Get the Dry Fappingmug. J I Z Z
by DPsyche May 24, 2016
Get the fap juicemug.