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Toenail Fairy 

An overweight demon who moans when she sees toes and steals them.
MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT THING
oh that’s shalissa she’s a toenail fairy

Eddie the Copenhagen Fairy 

Eddie the Copenhagen Fairy is a mystical being who sneaks into the factory where Copenhagen is made, and takes the first pinch from your can that is always missing.
Ed: "Damn this is a new can of dip and a pinch is missing."

Ty: "Eddie the Copenhagen fairy got you again"

Good Idea Fairy 

A mythical creature that causes upper level management to impose changes to standard operating procedures in an attempt to fix something that wasn't broken in the first place. These changes usually inflict undue stress and/or hardship on subordinates while having no negative effects on the decision maker.

Origin: US Military
The good idea fairy must be hanging out in Mr. Smith's office again. He just decided that we need to change the font on our 75 slide power point presentation to sans-serif 16.
Good Idea Fairy by SOCM Doc January 11, 2014

autumn fairy 

The autumn fairy changes the colors of the leaves in fall. She hides between her wings, which look like leaves, when frightened.
The leaves are turning yellow; the autumn fairy must be working hard.
autumn fairy by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

Chicago Glitter Fairy

Chicago Glitter Fairy

The sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girl, followed sprinkling glitter onto the jizz formation, thus leaving a glistening portrait of your load.
After partaking in a high-class dining experience, Branden gave the busty Latino waitress a glorious Chicago Glitter Fairy, which she kindly thanked him for afterwards.

shit fairy 

A mythical fairy who comes while your sleeping and shits in your mouth as punishment for over endulging in alcohol.

This explains why after a heavy night drinking you wake up with a yucky taste in your mouth.
Morning after a heavy night drinking.

"Man musta had a visit from the shit fairy last night my mouth tastes horrible"
shit fairy by Richard Jackson February 14, 2005