Eddie the Copenhagen Fairy is a mystical being who sneaks into the factory where Copenhagen is made, and takes the firstpinch from your can that is always missing.
Ed: "Damn this is a new can of dip and a pinch is missing."
A mythical creature that causes upper level management to impose changes to standard operating procedures in an attempt to fix something that wasn't broken in the first place. These changes usually inflict undue stress and/or hardship on subordinates while having no negative effects on the decision maker.
Origin: US Military
The good idea fairy must be hanging out in Mr. Smith's office again. He just decided that we need to change the font on our 75 slide power point presentation to sans-serif 16.
The sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girl, followed sprinkling glitter onto the jizz formation, thus leaving a glistening portrait of your load.
After partaking in a high-class dining experience, Branden gave the busty Latino waitress a glorious Chicago Glitter Fairy, which she kindly thanked him for afterwards.