The Sleepy Finger

The act of pleasuring a women with very sleepy fingers, after the man has come to fruition and is no longer interested and would rather go to sleep.

Yeah...I was finished but she still hadn't had an orgasm so I had to give her The Sleepy Finger.

by ticklebear August 31, 2011

Crossed middle and ring finger

When your middle and ring finger is crossed with your thumb touching your palm, this means you are fine as hell, loyal, smart, have multiple bitches on your dick.

Snapper: “Hey jay got crossed middle and ring finger he get mad bitches.

by jaredonly May 9, 2022

Fangerous

An adjective typically used to describe Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies, girls who bite you, and any vicious animal. It derives from the two words "dangerous" and "fang."

"Damn, that Jessica is Fangerous! She keeps biting random boys!"

"Oh woooww, That Bill Compton is so fangerous, I love how he looks when his fangs are out."

Oh geez! It's a snake! Be careful man! Those things are fangerous!"

by Rabbit Zombie May 9, 2010

freudian finger

When you give someone the finger so subtly, even you don't know you're giving it.

I didn't realize I was freudian fingering him, but I scratched my nose with my middle finger, unbeknownst to all.

by KIHJML March 23, 2010

One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.

Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.

by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010

Wrapped Around her Finger

She is so lucky she has has him wrapped around her finger. He does whatever she says.

Annette is so lucky she has James wrapped around her finger he does whatever she says James loves Annette and likes being wrapped around her finger.

by Peanut to my butter February 20, 2019

Finger Baby

Having or making a finger baby is simply the act of fingering as performed by a lesbian to another. Lesbians are women and they do not have penises so they cannot actually make a baby. Rather, they finger each other, thus colloquially sex can be called making a finger baby, or often, making finger babies. See the "finger babies" entry.

"You're hot. I want to have your finger baby."

by Jesus1934923848383484 October 1, 2008