Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman

I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.

by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018

Fetus

Used to describe someone that's acting immature, dumb, clueless, dependent etc.

Man, you know damn well what's going on. Don't act like a fetus.

Why are you acting brand new? Or why are you acting like a fetus.

You think i was born yesterday? Or you think I'm a fetus?

Someone does something dumb** "You're such a fetus, grow up".

by Thirdeyefly October 30, 2018

Fetus Cemetery

The pussy of a woman who's had more abortions than the amount of times Kim Jong Un has threatened to nuke the U.S.

Guy #1: Bro that thot I met on Tinder has a fetus cemetery between her legs.
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom

by Daddy's Patties June 16, 2018

Fetus

When a band or a band member is fetus, it means in its/their young years.

Fan 1: This is a picture of my favourite boyband when they first started.
Fan 2: Oh yeah, so fetus BSB!

by Mrs. Barlliams July 13, 2018

skinny fetus

A very skinny person

Dude 1: "Dang that is one skinny fetus!!"
Dude 2: "For real"

by McFatBelly July 23, 2018

Cletus Fetus

What you would call a fetus that is the result of a "Chut N Nut".

Person 1: I bet that baby that Jesse's sister is having is a cletus fetus.
Person 2: Are you saying that Jesse and his sister Chut N' Nutted?

by Jesse Dickerson August 18, 2018

YEETUS THAT FUCKING FETUS

When you wanna add that tang like a big booty calli girl when you yeet something

did you see Alex Yeetus that fucking fetus the other day?

by Oofy Oofer January 28, 2019