The sweetest little baby amgel primcess bun you've ever seen. Definitely the best anyone could ever have. Is the best girlfriend in the whole wide world and definitely wife material. 100% the love of your life.
by Picnic Bear October 19, 2023
Get the Best I Ever Hadmug. Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.
In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).
And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3
In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).
And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3
Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?
Poop pleb 2: Marco?
Poop pleb 1: literally
Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.
Poop pleb 2: Marco?
Poop pleb 1: literally
Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.
by Marcoiscute January 29, 2023
Get the Most Perfect Boy Evermug. That dude is a straight is weird as fuck for like ever. and will never change. He’s a straight up WAFFLE!
by Rod323 March 10, 2022
Get the weird as fuck for like evermug. The manliest man to ever man
"have you seen Flynn O'Reilly?"
"Who, The manliest man to ever man
?"
"Yeah he's fucking metal"
"have you seen Flynn O'Reilly?"
"Who, The manliest man to ever man
?"
"Yeah he's fucking metal"
by lo23cem57 October 23, 2019
Get the The manliest man to ever manmug. OMG, yeah almost getting hit by that tree made me totally forget I was there right after the fatal crash on 80/94 this morning. I was going west, and they had Torrance blocked off. Car was obliterated. Then on the way home, Torrance and Calumet were closed because there was supposed to be a riot in Cal City. LOL MOST 2020 DAY EVER!
--Ray Huntington
--Ray Huntington
by my-nod-use-esp August 11, 2020
Get the MOST 2020 DAY EVER!mug. "This morning I overslept, then missed the subway by a second, tripped on the door step, got caught coming in late by the boss, accidentally removed an important file, got yelled at on the phone for over half an hour, had to skip lunch and then a bus splashed water all over my suede sneakers."
"Shit! You totally got the worst day ever syndrome going on!"
"I know!"
"Shit! You totally got the worst day ever syndrome going on!"
"I know!"
by Philip C February 17, 2007
Get the worst day ever syndromemug. 