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Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.
Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.
by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012
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Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.
I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection
by Ausandy October 20, 2023
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Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies
in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house
by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024
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ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.
James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!
by Mikool77 July 17, 2023
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convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it
Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.
by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023
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Organic Erection

An erection which a man experiences from intrusive gay or other unwanted thoughts which they can’t stop. When they have this kind of erection they don’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction.
I need help, I’m experiencing gay thoughts that i have no interest in and it’s giving me an organic erection.
by AndrewTheOne September 24, 2023
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Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.
When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.
by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020
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