Eternal Sleep

You've risen beyond normal rest. This is the highest form of existence, yet you found it's nothing but pain. Eternal sleep is forever... I'm so sorry, I didn't want it to be this way. Please forgive me. God help your mortal soul.

Friend: "Yo my G what you doing tonight?"
Me: "Eternal Sleep, my time has come."
Friend: "What? you good?"
Me: "I'm sorry, goodbye."

by CommunistGaben_ September 6, 2020

The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

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The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

Person 2: okay

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 2, 2021

Easy Eden

AKA Sleazy Eden, a paradise for the promiscuous, a hell for those who aren't.

Also known simply as The Garden!

Person #1: What do they think they're doing? This is Huntington Beach (or virtually any other town), not some Easy Eden!
Person #2: What's the difference?

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

Dirty Eden

When a guy pumps in you two times, then asks for a blowjob. Then precedes to leave.

“Yooo, did you hear the Mason dirty eden’d Scott?!”

by shay "the" kaye April 15, 2020

Eden

An annoying giraffe with a rubbish sense of humour. e.g. poking people and eating souls on shoulders.

Person 1 - is it a bird, is it a plane, is it a giraffe???
Person 2 - no, its an eden
Person 1 - F*ck

by DarthVader 2806 October 21, 2019

Eternal Bojangle

Bullshitting around or procrastinating regularly, as to avoid work, school, or any other seemingly more important issue.

Eternal Bojangle (N.) Doing the eternal bojangle.

Bro 1: "Yo doggie, watcha about to go do after class?"

Bro 2: "Shit man, you know, probably just gonna go back 'n do the eternal bojangle till dinner like always."

Bro 1: "Oh Word, you always bojanglin around takin gb's."

Bro 2: "Chhyea"

by Skeezy Cap'n January 12, 2009

Eternal Forgiveness

In Monopoly, a player is offered Eternal Forgiveness by another player, which grants them immunity from rent for specific properties for the remainder of the game.

"Yo I can't afford this rent yo! I'm out!"

"How 'bout you give me Eternal Forgiveness in exchange for a pass?"

"Sounds good, yo! Looks like I'm still in the game!"

by Bobby Rose the Money man March 13, 2013