revenge dumping

1.Act of dumpee dumping the dumper when the dumpee has got their stuff together no longer needs the dumper and dumper has realize their mistake but it's too late for the dumper.

Dave: Sally's upset with because I dumped her.
Joe: I thought she dumped you.
Dave: Yeah, but it's a revenge dumping.
Joe:She got what's coming.

by ryukage99 November 16, 2011

Dumper Bumper

Someone who enjoys giving anal sex. Can be a straight male, who likes pounding a hot chic's ass, or a gay male.

Good thing I'm a dumper bumper because my girlfriend is a real ass slut.

by Dumper Bumper March 6, 2011

Dumpleganger

Noun: An individual wearing a mask of your face, that ambushes you while you're taking a shit and starts enthusiastically fucking you. (in any orifice of the dumpleganger's preference)

Also refer to: Dumpelstiltskin

I barely had time to pinch a loaf before my dumpleganger burst in and started fucking my face!

by Professor Butt Knuckle January 27, 2016

egg dumper

Passing of a solid egg through ones anus. Makes a notable "kerrplunk" sound as it penetrates liquid beneath. Will most likely splash undercarriage. Takes place in bathrooms, over tarps, in pants, at Thai ping pong shows and has been seen in isolated farming communities. There have been several reported cases of this occurring spontaneously, most of which have been debunked after initially sparking debate in the science world.

"Gladys egg dumper-ed in front of everybody last night. It was hot."

by ideasnshit October 6, 2010

dumpire

Noun: An indivdual who's need for recognition and attention causes them to constantly dump on and degrade their friends and family members in a passive aggressive backhanded manner. Also lives to suck the fun and irony out of online interactions, draining the lifeblood out of your blog/twitter and facebook.

This person is the one person you had always hoped would never get a Facebook account. This person will purposely misunderstand you so as to mock you. This person is usually your mother in law.

"Sarah- you are so "healthy" looking- you sure there is no jean and phillipe?

I always wanted jeremy's father to get pregnant just once- we would have been set for life! Jeremy is closer than his father ever got....."

In three short sentences the dumpire tells her pregnant daughter in law she is enormous, calls her son fat and wishes her other two children were never born.

by The Dumpire Diarist May 8, 2010

A Dorm Dumper

A girl that after getting fucked in the ass takes a massive dump that covers your entire dorm room floor.

"'fuck yo, she's a double D!' 'wtf you talking about, she's fucking flat' 'naw dude, she's a dorm dumper!"'

by Richard Wellner September 27, 2010

dumped

To induce an e pill.

I dumped at the rave tonight.

Michael double dumped and was taken to hospital.

by Frank101 December 18, 2005