duck and cover

The way to protect yourself from everything from nuclear attacks to volcano explosions in the mid 20th century.

:Oh my God the soviets are attacking!!!
:Have no fear, just duck and cover.
(Boom, boom)
:Wow, thanks.
:Wanna go to the malt shop?...

by this is retarded April 23, 2006

ducking medium

the state of being desperately constipated.

Goofball 1: Man last night was not fun at all.
Goofball 2: How come man?
Goofball 1: I was ducking medium man, took me like three hours to get off the toilet man.
Goofball 2: Damn man.

by pseudonym.exe September 30, 2019

Ducking smoke

Hiding from a challenge or consequences

“I’m not going in there because Tre is in there.” Oh you ducking smoke?

by GerryFan December 19, 2020

ducking chubi

a less vulgar way of calling someone a fucking bitch. appears when texting using the T9 word function.

"wow, that dude over there is a ducking chubi."

by Mark889 May 19, 2008

fuck or duck

alternative to smash or pass , just used in a more aggressive way .

would you fuck or duck ariana grande?

by avlso April 5, 2019

Duck Division

Pedophiles

the duck division post cp on newgrounds

by 0000000101010010010010100111 June 25, 2009

wood duck

70's term adapted from used cars,Easy target for sale of used car, sale of uesd car to customer with no idea, customer with little knowledge,

"Get a load of this wood duck"!
"This woody has no idea"
"I slammed a wood duck into this deal"

by Cassar November 16, 2006