Douche Supreme

The biggest douche that ever was. His douchiness is so grand it makes all the other douches seem like nice guys. And he's french.

"Valentine is the Douche Supreme"

by lesser-douche February 22, 2009

Douche Yacht

Term used to connote the ultimate douchery (i.e., when "douche canoe" or "douche rocketry" does not sufficiently capture a person douchiness).

Congrats, Wayne. You are now officially a douche yacht.

by solegit1234 February 22, 2014

douche rooster

One who is a cocky douche bag.

That new salesman is a douche rooster.

by Uncle Redneck December 1, 2014

Douche Disclosure

Douche disclosure occurs when you have coordinated a vulnerability disclosure with a vendor. The vendors agree on a patch release date. Then you, the researcher, begin talking about the vulnerability in the media weeks before the patch date. You get extra douche points for naming the vulnerability, creating a logo, and publicizing this. For maximum douche points, you ensure that the name of the vulnerability points other researchers to the location of the bug in the underlying protocol, weeks before patch release.

Metzmacher really stepped in it with his douche disclosure of the Badlock vulnerability.

by malwarejake July 13, 2016

Douche Dust

Dust created by any obnoxious vehicle movement, for example:

Drifting
Skidding
Revving up your fucking car Kyle!

Josh: duuuuuude I just got hit by some Douche dust!
Jokokokokokokokokooko: What the hell is Douche Dust?

by manisgod420 April 15, 2020

Axis Douche

Much more than a regular douche...the cream of the douche crop...the one percenter

Ryan Plambeck is no ordinary douche....he's a mutha fuckin axis douche....sort of like no maka maka joel spiral and Tony and Poncho Solar

by Art Vandalay 44 July 17, 2012

Art Douche

Someone who believes their art is superior to all others' and adds unnecessary meaning to everything they do. In their opinion, they are easily more talented than Picasso and need no critique of improvement.

Hayden was being such an art douche today in class, he wouldn't listen to anything the professor said and talked about his work as if it was a Picasso.

by BoristheTortoise October 15, 2013