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doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
by fryson August 3, 2010
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What doing?

Me: "What doing?"
You: "Nothing."
by Susan Natch April 26, 2006
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dating

Ashley: So is he your FB or BF?

Lisa: No we're dating...
by DrewHatr May 11, 2010
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doing a bump

I was doing a bump last night off this girl's booty and I got super high
by Souptastic August 4, 2017
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the difference between going on dates and dating

1) going on dates is self explanatory. you've hung out alone on purpose. dating is when you're not going on dates with anyone else, and ***THE GUY HAS ASKED THE GIRL TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.*** (or the girl has asked to be his girlfriend, or they decided amongst themselves that they were officially "dating"/"going out"; etc.)

2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.
Examples:
1)
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."

2)
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."

3)
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
Boy:"Uhhh..."
by informative girl November 14, 2011
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e-dating

It’s similar to long distance except, both partners never met eachother, usually plan to though, and met eachother online. Most e-daters tend to be teens rather than adults. Partners usually meet eachother through social media. E-dating for some part is hated on due to how many e-daters have met eachother on Discord. If you’re going to seriously e-date, please do not meet them on Discord, and like show your face? I’ve seen e-daters talk about theyre relationships and they’ve never showed their face? What are you doing dawg LMAOO
e-dating is stupid
she joined a e-dating discord server to get free nitro
by yansstalker June 13, 2021
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Doing me Dirty

To do wrong
To act bad or to not fulfill on actions
Your doing me Dirty by not giving me a ride.
Dude you just stepped on my shoes, Your doing me dirty.
by xDJCJx April 29, 2011
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