derk welkens

one who refers to all types of "ceck;" wears v-necks that stretch to his "treenis" of a ceck all day; makes love to women with0out making eye contact; replaces all vowels and consonants with the letter "E;" rides around on a longboard that he claims is "half his size"...in reference to his twelence foot ceck, of course

that kid is one derk welkens...i saw him blow a mammoth sized load in four bitches' mouths!!

by ceckboy October 21, 2010

Dork

A pretty girl often with freckles,
Usually loves corgi dogs,
Loves NASA and space related things snorts when they laugh

Wow that girl is the definition of dork on urbandictionary

by Dorksbiggestfan December 17, 2017

Dork

Someone who is smart and good looking.

You’re such a dork!

by Amanbeast88 January 6, 2019

Dork

A guy might call a girl a dork if he finds her attractive

Girl: goodnight

Guy: goodnight dork

by PapaJosh1123 April 4, 2020

Dork

A affectionate term for your significant other.

Seb was an adorable dork, he would make me laugh and smile when he did the most ridiculous things.

by phoeNYXnight September 2, 2021

academic dork

Spending ample amounts of time on school work and always getting assignments done on time or even early.

I always have my assignments done because I am an academic dork.

by BeZeez July 13, 2011

diamond doorknob

before you give a guy a blowjob you fill your mouth with champagne and blow it up the guy's asshole. he needs to clench his asshole while you give him a blowjob, then when he cums he shits. the champagne enema makes the feces all hard and sparkly, like a diamond doorknob.

damn, allie just wasted half a bottle of Dom giving that bro a diamond doorknob!

by cannonballs December 21, 2014