Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.
She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
by Rapture333 May 10, 2010
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A made up word that can mean anything. No seriously, it originated from sailors (not pirates) that are totally pimp, and when someone asks, "Hey, what's up sailor?" in a weird voice, the reply would be "I'm docken." Which means it's going good.
It's sort of like how people say, "What's up, dawg?" and the reply is "Chillin'" or something like that. You can use it even if your ship isn't docked or anchored.
The coolest part about all of this is that you don't even have to be a sailor to use this word. Everyone can use it! Ninjas, Space Aliens, Illegal Aliens, Legal Aliens, Ninja Assassin's, Homies, Bros and even Super Mario!
It's sort of like how people say, "What's up, dawg?" and the reply is "Chillin'" or something like that. You can use it even if your ship isn't docked or anchored.
The coolest part about all of this is that you don't even have to be a sailor to use this word. Everyone can use it! Ninjas, Space Aliens, Illegal Aliens, Legal Aliens, Ninja Assassin's, Homies, Bros and even Super Mario!
LONG EXAMPLE:
Jason: Hey Erin, how's you day going?
Erin: It's docken. How about yours, you sick twisted sailor?
Jason: It's pretty dang freezin.
Erin: Wow, you've just used a term that's interchangeable with chill!
Jason: I believe I have. Since I am such a docken man, we shall proceed to sail, dancing and singing to the song I'm on a boat!
Erin: Oh yeah!
SHORT EXAMPLE:
Dokken is the sailor version of chill, except you don't have to be a sailor to use it.
Jason: Hey Erin, how's you day going?
Erin: It's docken. How about yours, you sick twisted sailor?
Jason: It's pretty dang freezin.
Erin: Wow, you've just used a term that's interchangeable with chill!
Jason: I believe I have. Since I am such a docken man, we shall proceed to sail, dancing and singing to the song I'm on a boat!
Erin: Oh yeah!
SHORT EXAMPLE:
Dokken is the sailor version of chill, except you don't have to be a sailor to use it.
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Tony: Dude did you fuck her??
Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.
Tony: Bull shit.
Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.
Tony: Bull shit.
Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
by afi GR October 21, 2010
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by jethro20 April 16, 2017
Get the dickering mug.Hey! We are a great school! We have terrible substitutes and dont let our students use their phone during lunch or FAF. The dress code is to obscure for the girls and the boys just cant wear Tank tops. We also dont let our students make a club or choose what they want to learn. We also dont take kids who need academic help seriously. The teachers also sign everyone's agenda even if their doing nothing. Oh! A kid is choking himself.
Kid: *Choking himself*
Teacher: What are you doing young man? Give me your agenda! Im going to sign it for disrupting the class.
Anyways, we teach stuff that is not needed and even though these kids are in social studies, lets have them write an essay on how Africans saw colonialism. Some teachers dont even teach the class! We dont support any kids interests. We have a thing called DMS challenge and instead of teaching kids not to bully, they ignore it and continue to bully. If we have FAF in the gym, we don't let the students stand up because why not.
Kid: *Choking himself*
Teacher: What are you doing young man? Give me your agenda! Im going to sign it for disrupting the class.
Anyways, we teach stuff that is not needed and even though these kids are in social studies, lets have them write an essay on how Africans saw colonialism. Some teachers dont even teach the class! We dont support any kids interests. We have a thing called DMS challenge and instead of teaching kids not to bully, they ignore it and continue to bully. If we have FAF in the gym, we don't let the students stand up because why not.
Girl 1: ugh i hate wearing jeans it's like, almost summer break.
Girl 2: IKR! and we can only wear t-shirts or long sleeves, also saggy shorts suck.
Meanwhile in another group,
Girl 3: I want them to support me and my programming career, but that python class is for 8th graders and we are only in 6th
Boy: Yeah, im also failing reading. But the thing is, no one is helping me! Dickerson Middle School sucks.
Girl 2: IKR! and we can only wear t-shirts or long sleeves, also saggy shorts suck.
Meanwhile in another group,
Girl 3: I want them to support me and my programming career, but that python class is for 8th graders and we are only in 6th
Boy: Yeah, im also failing reading. But the thing is, no one is helping me! Dickerson Middle School sucks.
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