battleship dilemma

The problem of seeing what the other player is doing while playing a video game.

"You're going to run on this play, so I'm going to blitz."
"Crikey what a battleship dilemma!"

by BlueTempest1986 January 16, 2017

Marine dilemma

Luck and bad luck at the same time; unusual event that requires unusual response; event that has an aura of uniqueness

So you’ve met this amazing girl, but she’s from different country? Man, that’s some proper marine dilemma - you’re gonna have to come with a solution, you’ve never used before.

by Mr.Nobody2 January 1, 2020

Orange dilemma

When your sister brings home her first boyfriend, and you have to contemplate whether or not you fuck her.

Was telling the lads the other night, I had an orange dilemma last week...no fingernails left.

by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020

tig dilm

a wee little inside joke between me and abbie

twerk it girl do it like miley

year 6 tings lol i miss u

abbie you have to tig dilm

by lib #3rd noob May 28, 2020

urban dilemma

The known sentiment that there is a 50/50 chance of a word's definition on UD either being mildly amusing or critically unfunny.

Tom: Bro! I just looked up a word on Urban Dictionary

Michael: And as such you have fallen into the Urban Dilemma

by KeinDragon September 8, 2020

Dude Diligence

When your brosef wakes up super early and takes one for the team by patrolling every surf break before your sorry ass even gets out of bed, and before you can even check surfline he's got the whole swell report waiting for you with the perfect spot already picked out.

Man, Van really did his dude diligence this morning, second point was firing, we owe him one for sure.

by meroro January 28, 2021

Dallas Dilemma

The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.

Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.

by Guazi January 12, 2021