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A word made up by my friends and me as an alternative for the word dick. We then started calling each other "dilms" as a way of saying "You jerk." But it shouldn't be used in a harsh tone unless talking about someone who is mutually disliked in the group.
Mr. Friedline is such a dilm for assigning us homework on the last week of school.

or

Dude, you just hacked! Suck on my dilm!
dilm by Graeme_W June 11, 2006
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Dad I'd Like To Meet
Dad's I'd Like to Meet

Usually a MILM (a "Mom I'd Like to Meet") will "hunt" for DILMs because they understand what having "kids" is all about, are generally more mature and a bit older.

Just think a MILF but for a man.....except wanting to not only "F", but actually "meet" and start a relationship with, hence a DILM.
A single mom would like to meet a DILM.
DILM by sp421 April 22, 2008
Related Words
dilmo • Dilma • dilm • dilmah • Dilmeet • Dilmer • DILMI • Dilmurod • dilmaghani • dilmah dunk

tig dilm 

a wee little inside joke between me and abbie

twerk it girl do it like miley

year 6 tings lol i miss u
abbie you have to tig dilm
tig dilm by lib #3rd noob May 28, 2020
Dilmi is a Sinhalese name originating from the beauty of the infinite number of stars that exists in the universe, it means to sparkle or shine as bright as a star in a pitch-black sky. This name is very unique and special and has a lot of hidden meaning behind it, one of the most well-known ones is that "dilmi can be as pure as an angel even when she is growing in a mucky filed of horror". This name may seem like a very dainty and cute name and it is but mostly the people given this name are strong and independent women and they are the type of people that empowers everyone into being good human beings, some times they may even be the Sinhalese Athena (Greek goddess of wisdom, handicraft, and warfare ). This name is by far one the most beautiful in the entire world.
"remember you can be a dilmi when times get rough ."
DILMI by Think it through July 19, 2020
A larger more intense type of dildo

similar to a fast moving dildo in your clit
"dildos don't please me anymore," said the english teacher Ms. Litwack
Her friend Dr. Gaylord replied, "Why don't you just use a better more pleasing Dilmo"
Dilmo by morris krpofd March 13, 2008

Dilmonic Possession 

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.
Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.
People names Dilmi are extremely kind and generous. They are very nice people and they work very hard to succeed in anything. They are incredibly smart and are very nice people. They are comforting and super funny. They are very passionate and are independent. If you meet someone with this name, you are extremely lucky to have a friend like them.
"What is your name?"
"oh, my name is Dilmi"
Dilmi by Idyllic place May 7, 2021
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