Second cousin

The code name for bad baby things,

First night of shaadi =second cousin ;)

by M2k May 3, 2014

wiener cousin

Two or more men who have had sex with different women who have shared at least one partner. A simplified explanation is that a wiener cousin is the wiener brother (wiener buddy) of your wiener brother but is not your own wiener brother. Additionally, the wiener brother of your wiener cousin is also considered your wiener cousin. Though in this instance the designation of proximity is necessary; 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc.

Seth and Kyle have both slept with Keira and Kyle and Josh have both slept with Kelsey. Therefore Seth and Josh are wiener cousins.

by MREVERYBODYWORLDWIDE March 24, 2010

cock cousin

Two men are cock cousins when they have both had sex with the same hole of any specific woman.

Also see snatch sisters.

"My ex-girlfriend has become a right slut; I'm probably cock cousins with half of {town/bar clientèle} by now."

by e_monkey August 22, 2011

Couse

A cat crossed with a mouse which is what apples cat emoji looks like

*couse scampers into a hole in the wall*
"Yo look at that cute couse"

by Some_Douchbag111222 December 23, 2016

Cousin's Cousin

A term used instead of saying brother. A person's brother is also the cousin of their cousin. Using this term will make you sound awesome and confuse the person to which you are using the term, giving you the opportunity to share it with them.

John: Yo, what are you doing tonight?
Fred: Going to Olive Garden. My parents want to take me and my cousin's cousin out to dinner.

by Donny Mattingly April 29, 2011

Cousband

Your cousin's husband (who is really nothing to you legally but deserves a good name)

My second cousin is the daughter of my cousin and cousband.

by cpagan66 October 24, 2014

cousin in-law

1. Your cousin’s cousin

2. Your spouse’ cousin

I am Isaiah.

My cousin is Steve.

Steve is on my dad’s side
I am on Steve’s dad’s side

Mary is Steve’s cousin on his mom’s side.

Mary is my cousin’s cousin; therefore, she is my cousin in-law

by Hunter Grant Covengton July 18, 2018