Cump

Coffee Dump

Can you hurry with the check, please? I drank too much of your coffee and now I need to cump out last nights Banh Mi.

by Matthew A.T. August 22, 2021

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Cumping

The act of pooping out cum post anal sex.

The act of cumping is not restricted to gender or species.

Alice had anal sex with her partner and spent a better part of the afternoon cumping.

“Wow that was some great buttsex, but I really need to take a cump now”

by Zeroace123 November 1, 2021

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Cummy mummy

Someone who wipes off their semen with toilet paper.

I'm such a cummy mummy :)

by Fart Smella May 4, 2022

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Cummy Cummy Goey Goey

A synonym for masturbate.

I’m going to cummy cummy goey goey.

by Zaza muncher October 24, 2022

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1. When you about to skeet skeet but your balls shrivel up and its a no go.
2. When you are about to bust and you dont but your about to bust again and you dont.
3.When your balls get entertained but dont get drained.

When she tells you not to ejaculate in side her so you end up having a cummy-ache.

by Dhavik February 3, 2023

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father cummy cake

When a person eats a cake and gets white stuff around their mouth. During awkward situations you call them Father cummy cake. Usually said to females :)

-father eats a cake and gets frosting on his mouth-
HEY! father cummy cake!

Hey you!
No its FATHER CUMMY CAKE!

by Kimmiebear November 26, 2010

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Stuffy Cummy

Two men compete against each other to see who can unload the largest wave of cum into their respective female counterparts mouth holes. Whomever can produce the largest amount of liquid child into the females mouth will be crowned cum lord, the loser will face humiliation in the form of drinking the cum lords runoff through a twisty straw(if straws are unavailable make do with a nesquik chocolate straw). The game of Stuffy Cummy can only be played by true gentlemen and is a sport for only the most alpha males.

Guy 1: I got totally destroyed in a game of Stuffy Cummy last night dude I have so much cum in me
Guy 2: Dude why didn't you invite me

by cumguzzler69;)rawr XD February 27, 2020

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