mister crusty

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse

here, use this as a mister crusty.

by fstwrtr December 11, 2006

dang crusty

1. A phrase you say to a person with discusting habits.

2. A prase you say to someone you don't like when you find out they have a weird intrest.

From "Dang" meaning Damn, and "Crusty" meaning someone gross

Mr. McYuck: "I like to eat week old leftovers off my girlfriends face when she sleeps"
Cool Person: "DAAAAAANG CRUSTY!! YOU HAVE ISSUES!"

by Raych and Bemis February 20, 2005

Crusty Banana

when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off

John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had

by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008

crusty ryan

when you quickly drive through a drive-thru to lose the cops.

joe, pull a crusty ryan to lose the cops, they're on our tail like flies on poo!

by miraclewhipt December 27, 2007

crusty baldwin

when someone is having anal sex and the person giving to the partner ejaculates and leaves the seaman there until it gets crusty in the anus.

man i gave sheila a crusty baldwin last night

by c baldwin June 20, 2007

Crusty Lips

When an under-aged girl performs a BJ leaving her lips all crusty like an unwanted donut that when you see them you puke and die a little on the inside!!!

YO man, I just saw some skank with a fresh pair of crusty lips!!!

by Random D-BAG March 23, 2010

Crusty Muffin

To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".

Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"

by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) June 2, 2007