The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.
by SloppyJones May 6, 2019
Get the Crusty Bitches mug.by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008
Get the Crusty Banana mug.1. A phrase you say to a person with discusting habits.
2. A prase you say to someone you don't like when you find out they have a weird intrest.
From "Dang" meaning Damn, and "Crusty" meaning someone gross
2. A prase you say to someone you don't like when you find out they have a weird intrest.
From "Dang" meaning Damn, and "Crusty" meaning someone gross
Mr. McYuck: "I like to eat week old leftovers off my girlfriends face when she sleeps"
Cool Person: "DAAAAAANG CRUSTY!! YOU HAVE ISSUES!"
Cool Person: "DAAAAAANG CRUSTY!! YOU HAVE ISSUES!"
by Raych and Bemis February 20, 2005
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Get the crusty ryan mug.when someone is having anal sex and the person giving to the partner ejaculates and leaves the seaman there until it gets crusty in the anus.
by c baldwin June 20, 2007
Get the crusty baldwin mug.When an under-aged girl performs a BJ leaving her lips all crusty like an unwanted donut that when you see them you puke and die a little on the inside!!!
by Random D-BAG March 23, 2010
Get the Crusty Lips mug.Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"
by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) June 2, 2007
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