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Crusty Bitches

The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.
Shhhh the Crusty Bitches, your 10 o’clock and they have their hearing aids on high.
by SloppyJones May 6, 2019
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Crusty Banana

when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off
John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had
by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008
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dang crusty

1. A phrase you say to a person with discusting habits.

2. A prase you say to someone you don't like when you find out they have a weird intrest.

From "Dang" meaning Damn, and "Crusty" meaning someone gross
Mr. McYuck: "I like to eat week old leftovers off my girlfriends face when she sleeps"
Cool Person: "DAAAAAANG CRUSTY!! YOU HAVE ISSUES!"
by Raych and Bemis February 20, 2005
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crusty ryan

when you quickly drive through a drive-thru to lose the cops.
joe, pull a crusty ryan to lose the cops, they're on our tail like flies on poo!
by miraclewhipt December 27, 2007
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crusty baldwin

when someone is having anal sex and the person giving to the partner ejaculates and leaves the seaman there until it gets crusty in the anus.
man i gave sheila a crusty baldwin last night
by c baldwin June 20, 2007
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Crusty Lips

When an under-aged girl performs a BJ leaving her lips all crusty like an unwanted donut that when you see them you puke and die a little on the inside!!!
YO man, I just saw some skank with a fresh pair of crusty lips!!!
by Random D-BAG March 23, 2010
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Crusty Muffin

To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".
Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"
by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) June 2, 2007
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